Client: “I would like some head shots done at the [local marae] would you be able to do this? Me: “Sorry, guys, we’re closing early for the holiday.”, Older Woman: “But we have an appointment.”, Me: “What is your name and what time was your appointment scheduled?”. While I’m looking at it, she sees a framed maternity portrait I had shot hanging on the wall. I pause. Would not be as bad if this was a one off but happens several times a day!*. I am trying to be diplomatic and get her out the door. How many people compliment your camera? Could we not turn our thoughts also to another major category of creative people always targeted, If you have children or are around them regularly, you'll know that getting them to sit still for any kind of photograph is near impossible. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. A lady in her late fifties comes in with an old photo she would like restored and prints made from. Me: “Well, [Former Boss] hired and paid her to be my videographer when I got married. You can change your preferences. You can read more about it and change your preferences, Get the best of Bored Panda in your inbox. The Best Funny Short Stories. I would never be so disgusting to let the world see me like that!”, “You are in no danger of ever being asked by me to model, so no need to worry about it.”. At school, when I get a phone call from client wanting a Photoshoot. Client: “IT’S JUST SO CHEAP!?”. Hey Pandas, What’s The Best Prank You’ve Ever Pulled? Bored Panda works best if you switch to our Android app. the book one is so cute. Don’t worry; I’ll make sure you’re working with someone else.”. Client: “How dare you have that picture hanging there; it’s disgusting!”, Client: “That horrible one with the belly hanging out! Funny photography humor - person looking in a Photoshop mirror. I meet with my former district manager — [Former Boss]’s boss — for lunch to discuss how the transition would work. Funny photography is a beautiful combination of candid moments and pre-planned concepts. We have standards in this community!”, “Sorry, the mom-to-be loved the portrait. Me: “It sure is! That slut doesn’t mind showing her disgusting flesh to the world from her sin-filled shame but I don’t have to look at it! Client: “HI there is this [name of my small business]?” Really.” It is immoral!”, Me: “Maternity portraits are very popular; a lot of women want to capture that special time in their lives with a tastefully done session.”, Client: “It is not tasteful; it is disgusting and filthy!”. It’s Easter Sunday and my manager and I are the only two working a short shift for the holiday. We hope you love it and share with anyone that, After the success of "What not to say to a Graphic Designer." Photography is all about the relationship between light and perspective, and nowhere is this made clearer than in these hilarious two-faced photos, where the subjects and the shadows that they cast tell two (often very different) stories. I never even got an apology. “It’s under [No Answer Client] and our appointment was at [three and a half hours earlier]. With just the right perspective and just the right light at just the right time, one can easily create funny, mysterious or powerful photographs. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. I work in a small photography studio. This story has been included in our June 2020 roundup as one of that month’s most memorable stories! Whether you’re a meticulous planner or a spontaneous adventurer, you can insert humor into everyday moments no matter where you are. Subscribe to our top stories. Check out this collection of funny pictures starting with this adorable lobster chihuahua to get the laughs started! We all could use a good laugh every now and then. This is a very modest portrait; the mom-to-be is wearing a full-length skirt and a white cotton shirt with just her belly showing out. This one was quite a hit on Facebook this past Monday. Since no one is scheduled to come in, and no walk-ins have arrived all day, my manager gives me the okay to start closing down the shop while she takes off early. It’s now thirty minutes from our closing time and that client has since missed their appointment with no return call. Me: “yes. By submitting email you agree to get Bored Panda newsletter. This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself. Like what you're reading? I told you it was disgusting; you should take it down or you’ll lose business!”, “Well, I’ve been busy and don’t have anything else ready to put up right now.”, “I am horrified about that photo!